{"id":3046,"date":"2013-10-02T14:10:24","date_gmt":"2013-10-02T21:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/?p=3046"},"modified":"2013-10-02T14:10:24","modified_gmt":"2013-10-02T21:10:24","slug":"a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/?p=3046","title":{"rendered":"If you are a Long Snapper or kicker that doesn\u2019t ______________, I don\u2019t like you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Rubio.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2974 alignleft\" alt=\"Rubio\" src=\"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Rubio.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"37\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>For Long Snappers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you are a\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>1. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t immediately crank on the AC full blast in a car and\/or hotel room, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>2. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t try to snap any object that has ever been in your hand, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>3. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t know how to do at least one trick with a football, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>3. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t sweat when you eat, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>4. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t pull on the front of their shirt at least 138 times per day, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>5. \u2026Long Snapper that hasn\u2019t used your position to pick up on a lady, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>6. \u2026Long Snapper that hasn\u2019t snapped something at a party, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>7. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t know the names Casey Hales, Tyler Schmitt, Christian Yount, Jeff Palmer, Jason Bertoni, John Finch and Kevin Ballinger, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>8. \u2026Long Snapper that has never hurt someone with a great snap, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u2026Long Snapper that has ever turned down a dessert, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>10. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t capitalize the words Long Snapper and\/or Long Snapping, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>For kickers<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you are a\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>1. \u2026kicker that doesn\u2019t walk, slowly, off the field with your Long Snapper, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>2. \u2026kicker that doesn\u2019t praise your Long Snapper in every interview, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>3. \u2026kicker that doesn\u2019t praise your Long Snapper when he gives you good snaps, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>4. \u2026kicker that has accidentally hit your Long Snapper in the back of the head, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>5. \u2026kicker that has ever motioned for and\/or expected your Long Snapper to go get the balls you have kicked, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>6. ..kicker that doesn\u2019t get your Long Snapper a gift for all major holidays, especially their birthday, and maybe even yours, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>7. \u2026kicker that refers to your Long Snapper as simply snapper and not their proper name or glorious nickname, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>8. \u2026kicker that squats too low or jumps when you don\u2019t need to in order to catch a great snap, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>9. \u2026kicker that blames a miss on your Long Snapper when he actually had a good snap, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p>10. \u2026kicker that doesn\u2019t realize it all starts with the snap, I don\u2019t like you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rubio4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2999 alignleft\" alt=\"rubio4\" src=\"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rubio4.jpg\" width=\"437\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rubio4.jpg 437w, https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rubio4-300x156.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/rubio4-170x90.jpg 170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 437px) 100vw, 437px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"bawpvc-ajax-counter\" data-id=\"3046\">103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; For Long Snappers If you are a\u2026. 1. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t immediately crank on the AC full blast in a car and\/or hotel room, I don\u2019t like you. 2. \u2026Long Snapper that doesn\u2019t try to snap any object that has ever been in your hand, I don\u2019t like you. 3. \u2026Long Snapper [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[9,425,15,1423],"class_list":["post-3046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archives","tag-deep-snapper-2","tag-humor-2","tag-long-snapper-2","tag-relationships","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rubiosblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}