No.
Not again. Please. Not again. Please. Please. Please. Not again. Stop. Pleeeeease.
Please stop looking at me like that. Look away. Please. Back up. Stop walking towards me. Come on seriously. Stop. Enough! Back up. That’s enough. You are scaring me. I am not doing this again. BACK UP!
Put your hand away. Not again. Please no! Don’t grab me so hard. Ouch!
Not the other one, too. Oh wait, this is the one I like. Go ahead. I actually like how gentile you are with this one. Why can’t the other one be so nice to me?
Wait. Can’t we just stop right here? Please. Come on. Please!
Don’t look at me. Please stop looking at me like that. Please. I know what happens after you look at me. I am not ready. I can hear you breathing. I can see your chest going up and down. Just let me be. Why are you squeezing me? What are you looking at back there? Not again. I am not ready for this. I never am. Stop. Please.
Oh no. It is coming. I know it. I feel it. STOP!!! PLEASE!!! I hate not knowing when this all starts. It is about to happen. I know it. It’s coming. Stop. I am not ready. Stop. I am not ready. Please, please don’t. Just let me lay here. Please. PLEASE! I am not……….
POOOOOOOF! down, side, up, side, down, side, up, side, down, I HATE THIS, side, up, side, down, up, side, down, Why couldn’t you just be nice and hold me? side, up, side, down, up, side, down, up, side, I’m getting sick. I hate that you do this to me, down, up, side, down, up, side, down, side, up, side, I am going to throw up, down, side, up, side, down, I see them, side, up, side, down, they are getting closer, side, up, side, down, closer, closer, side, up, side, down, side, up, closer, closer, closer, side, down, side, here it comes, I ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS PART, up, side, down, side……
SMACK!!!!!
It’s over.
Please let me be. I can’t do it again. Please give me a break. Just lay me down and let me be. Please.
Wait. Not you, too! Come on. PLEASE. I can’t do it again. No. Noooooooo.
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